Nou , hier komt het.
Wel in het engels heb geen zin om het te vertalen.
Even info vooraf. Dit is geschreven alsof ze tegen de papegaai praten over de mens.
Listen up, feathered Friends,
Have fun watching Pollyvision and sing along if you like.
We too are perplexed by the lives of our unfeathered friends, these are bare skinned creatures with hair (Hair!), so don't expect our pace of live to be entertaining for them; this film is Strictly for Parrots.
Although it can't hurt them watch occasionally, you may have to explain what's happening, as we all know, they can be a little slow.
Ever wondered why some TV's look better than others? Here's the scoop! The hairy humans lack our sophisticated visual abilities. When they watch an old TV they can't even see the horrible flickering that we do. We flighted creatures have double their sensitivity to movement, so we know the new flat screen TV's are super, because they don't flicker at all. The hairy ones are always on the look out for a good reason to buy a new TV, and what better excuse than: "I got it for the bird"
Lastly, this DVD will repeat automatically. " Hairy ones" get upset when we get our beaks around the remote control, so remind them to be careful about leaving it playing when they go "out".
Take it slow at first, make sure it's all in good fun, and most of all ENJOY THE SHOW.
